All Night

I envy the women of the world. I envy them for the ability to have so much more sex in one evening than a guy. Even a guy who can get it functioning more than once per evening can't possibly have more orgasms than a woman.

It's like some perfect cosmic plan that the men get the "tool" to use and the women get the ability to use it. And some women use it and use it and use it. I say good for them. I say fuck all night, work all day and repeat.

This is a call to all the men though. A call to say, we need to be prepared. The women want us to be do them right boys! Now is the time to figure it out. Make 'em scream and they might even let you do it again. Make 'em cry and you might as well buy Neverland Ranch from Mr. Jackson.

This is my call to action. It's time for men to fuck better.