Baaaad

There is nothing better than a sex toy with a double entendre for a meaning. There are fifteen inch dildos called "The Small One" and such. Nothing, and I mean nothing, can compare to this little gem. The Love Ewe. Yes, it's a blow-up doll. Yes, it's a sheep. Yes, it's disturbing. You're smiling right now though, I know you are. I smiled. Hell, I laughed out loud.

Things like this aren't serious. Or so we assume. They're meant as gag gifts. Right? Up until i read this article I would have said "Right, it's all just a big joke, ha ha ha." Now i'm just disturbed.