Small Vehicle continued...

The Fuz had a problem. She said, "I need more detail than that! You're such a tease!" To which I replied "Explain 'more detail' to me so I know what you mean." To which she responded "The way you talked about it in person!". To which i said "Oh." So i'll delve into a bit more detail...just a bit more...

First of all, "making out" in the front of a jeep is difficult. There is a big arm rest/center console thing in the way and it's a real pain. So in the midst of this "I don't want to let you go inside yet" make out session, I suggested the back seat...to which she grinned and agreed.

Getting in the back seat was hard enough. Her climbing over the center console (Remember there was a bit of alcohol in our systems), me getting out of the car, pulling the driver seat forward and climbing in myself. I pushed both seats into their "get in the back" positions, out of the way as much as possible.

There is the issue of positioning in any back seat. The idea of how to make it both comfortable and beneficial to the situation seems simple enough, but it really tends not to be. In my experience, you try the lengthwise across the seats first. Looking at the Jeep you think "No WAY" but i am here to tell you it works just fine.

As a brief note...ladies, you want to turn your man on (or at least, a man like me) then you should, in the midst of a passionate session in a back seat, request that your partner "Fuck you now." There is something slightly dominant yet still pleading. It's, for lack of a better phrase, hot as hell!!

The other position that seems to work well in the jeep is the classic "girl on your lap" scenario. The only problem with this is that it does expose what is going on in the car fairly directly. If someone were to happen to drive by coming toward you, they'd have a wonderful shot. But if it's late enough and you're intoxicated enough...go for it!!

Jeep's have lots of things to hold onto. The roll bar, the window frames, the sides of the vehicle, the back of the seat, the front seats themselves. It's worth it, i think, to explore the potential in your own car. My "small vehicle" doesn't seem so small anymore.

So there is a more "R" rated version of the Small Vehicle. I hope it suffices, and I hope she doesn't kill me when she reads it!